Thomas Crapper, Prime Toilet Position and Say What???
WTF is a DPMD?
F-ascinating Facts
Ever wondered why toilets and bathrooms are sometimes hilariously called "The Crapper"? I know I have! Well, let me share with you a little historical nugget that's guaranteed to make you chuckle.
Picture this: it's the late 1850s in London, and a genius plumber and shrewd businessman by the name of Thomas Crapper enters the scene. He founded a plumbing company, and guess what he called it? Thomas Crapper and Company.
The man didn't shy away from putting his name on the porcelain throne. Now to clarify, Mr. Crapper didn’t single-handedly invent the toilet, but he played a pivotal role in making it all the rage.
His craftmanship and innovation won over the hearts and, well, bottoms across the city. But it wasn’t until later that his legacy truly took off.
Fast forward to World War I, where brave American soldiers found themselves across the pond in London. And what caught their attention? That cheeky logo "Thomas Crapper & Company" emblazoned on those toilets. It was love at first sight! Those soldiers started affectionately referring to the toilets as "The Crapper." It became a slang term that traveled across the Atlantic like a speedy flush. Yep, they brought this comical moniker back with them to the United States, forever immortalizing Mr. Crapper’s name in bathroom banter.
Let’s salute the man who made toilets famous and turned them into comedic legends. Thank you, Thomas Crapper, for your unforgettable contribution to the world of toilets.
L-oo’s Daily Constitutional
Picture this: you're on the bowl, scrolling through your phone like a zombie. But wait, there's a better option: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader! If you get the notion, put down the tech and immerse yourself in a world of quirky trivia, crazy, unusual facts, and laugh-out-loud stories.
No more virtual cat videos or social media drama. Swap your phone out for the joy of discovering unexpected knowledge and some laughs. Enhance your loo-time with Uncle John's Bathroom Reader! Check it out on Amazon, or your local bookstore.
U-seful/Try This
Is your toilet sabotaging your bathroom experience? While it may sound like a bizarre question, there is actually some truth to it. Believe it or not, the way you sit on the toilet can have a significant impact on your bowel movements and overall bowel health. Have you ever found yourself pushing against the floor with your toes to get a "better angle"? Or contorting your body in strange ways just to achieve a satisfactory poop? There's a reason for that uncomfortable maneuver, and it may be because your rectum is kinked! OUCH!
Let's break it down. The average toilet height of 16 inches is not tailored to accommodate everyone’s needs. For those who are vertically challenged (including kids), this can be a real pain in the butt, literally! The problem arises when your knees are aligned with your hips, forming a 90-degree angle. This position can wreak havoc on your rectum. It’s like playing Twister with your digestive system – uncomfortable and downright unpleasant.
Picture this: your bowel system is like a winding road, and the kink in the rectum caused by the 90-degree angle toilet position creates a traffic jam of angry drivers. In other words, the food you've eaten gets backed up in your colon, and that's no fun for anyone involved.
In order to relieve the pressure and aid in the smooth evacuation of your bowels, it's crucial to straighten out your rectum. And how do you achieve this rectal nirvana? Well, let me introduce you to a paradigm shifter – the Defecation Posture Modification Device (aka “DPMD”). HUH?
The DPMD, which may sound fancy, is essentially a STOOL FOR YOUR STOOL. You may have heard of one popular DPMD product called the Squatty Potty ™. But there are other DPMDs on the market. Hell, you could stack books by your toilet, or even use your small bathroom trashcan to prop your feet up.
The idea behind the DPMD is to elevate your knees above your hips (more like a 45° angle). This will allow the rectum area to straighten out, creating a smooth passage for your waste:
Now, if you're wanting to up your poop game and invest in a DPMD like the Squatty Potty™, they will run you about $25 to $40, depending on the style.
Using a DPMD will truly revolutionize your bathroom routine. Your rectum will thank you, and your bowels will finally get the royal treatment they deserve!
S-ay WHAT???
Did you know that the average person spends over THREE YEARS of their life planted on a porcelain throne? Yep, you heard it right. That's a mind-boggling 1,576,800 minutes! Forget about fancy vacations or thrilling adventures; we're talking about the ultimate sit-down experience here.
So the next time you feel like your life is going down the drain, just remember, you're actually making remarkable progress towards that three-year milestone. Keep on flushing!
H-ealthy Habits
Drinking water is widely recognized for its positive impact on bowel movements. One of the major culprits behind constipation is dehydration. By increasing your water intake, you can effectively lubricate the colon and soften your stools, facilitating easier passage. It's a simple yet effective solution to keep things running smoothly. So, remember to hydrate well and enjoy the benefits of a well-hydrated digestive system!
